Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they set up their tent and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see," he said.
"I see millions and millions of stars," Watson replied.
"What does that tell you?"
Watson thought for a minute and said:
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and probably billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approxi-mately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a moment, then said: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."